After weeks of being socially absent, I'll return tonight. Amy, a girl from Red Rock whom I don't really like, was begging to take someone's Saturday night shift. In one of those compulsive moments, not unlike my visits to amazon.com, I immediately took her up on her offer. So I have the night off, and I'm celebrating in style. For starters, Jackie, Tricia and I are dining at Red Rock. Then we're attending some art exhibit in Norman (read: free wine for a "donation"). After that, we'll make our rounds at all the hotspots. Oklahoma City, you tepid wasteland for boring-yet-attractive-and-rich single, I've been away too long. Cheers to my return. Okay, so it won't really be that exciting. But I'll probably get drunk.