Before his fame spreads like wildfire, I must forbid you from becoming a fan of Graham Colton. It's not that I have anything against him; it's just that, if I am to become the most famous and successful Heritage Hall graduate, I need his thunder to die down. It's bad enough that Jason Padgett got a speaking part in Spider-Man, and Suzy Amis married James Cameron. Now I have to hear about Graham taking the Texas music scene "by storm."

And they say high school competitiveness dies down after college...

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