I can't get through some movies. The Seven Year Itch is one of them. After a week of partial viewings, I've given up because I hate the movie with such a passion. No, it's not Marilyn Monroe. I love her, she's a goddess, she's hot, blah blah blah. It's Tom Ewell. I hate him. He's NOT funny. His monologues aren't funny. His dreams aren't funny. I think the movie is so unfunny that it makes me visibly angry.