I should be getting ready for work. My shift starts at 6, and it takes forever to give my hair that immaculately tossled, not-short-but-not-long look. First I wash it with one of my three choice shampoos (Rusk, Bed Head, Bed Head Protein). Then I condition it with one of my two choice conditioners (Bed Head, Bed Head Moisturizer). Then I apply a Potion 9 leave-in conditioner, followed by Rusk Straight. After a medium blow dry, I apply either Rusk Pomade or Bed Head Manipulator. Then I tossle, tossle, tossle. Voila.

This post should set an example for all of you that straight (yes, straight) men should not be afraid to perfect their follicles. I'm ridiculously good looking, I'm damned lovable, I've got great hair, and I'm not afraid to use it.