I take back all the presumptuous things I said about the Mizzou Mafia listserve. I love that thing! Within 10 minutes of posting a simple query about Variety, I received eight responses and a job offer! Just kidding about the job offer. But I have some definite leads. Of course, one of those responses comes from my favorite troll, Whitney. Her useless response did not offer any contacts. Instead, she blabbered about her London experience and how I was sinking beneath my level wanting to work for a trade publication. I told her to go choke on a ham sandwich. Not really. But I wanted to...