I didn't realize that Anna Nicole Smith was so fat. I knew she was stupid, talentless and ugly. But now I find out she's fat? Come on God, give her a break. It's bad enough that she's oblivious to her true status in life (poor white trash). Now she's fat. And not I'm-wearing-sweatshirts-and kitty-T-shirts fat, but I-think-I'm-skinny fat.

I've never watched Passions, but I thought this was quite creepy and morbid.

Song of the Day
"What a Fool Believes" by The Doobie Brothers