Those of you trying to use the new features on this site should know that, for some reason, the link to my "bio" is invisible (on some computers). The link is right above "photo album," so pull a Helen Keller and sort of feel your way around for the link. If it already shows up -- congratulations. You have access to more shallow and irrelevant facts than a Johnny Cochran argument.

I know I've sounded a bit morose and vacant these last few days, but that's not the case anymore. I realized when Lyndsay called to make sure I was okay that I'm overplaying the whole girl situation. It's no big deal. Still, hearing Lyndsay's sexy voice over the phone is reason enough to garner people's pity. Whatever nevermind you'll always be in my heart-shaped box.

And on that note.