When I had my hair cut today, I had no idea I'd come out looking ready for the draft. When I say my hair has never been this short before, I mean my hair has never been this short before. Oh well, I like it. It pretty much takes care of itself.

I accompanied Marni to the Harold's Warehouse sale today and bought a $75 tie for $10. Then we ate at Panera and discussed the disfunctions of our family. And, of course, I got to swim at her pool after that. Now it's off to work, and I'm not quite in the mood. I'd better make some money.