Is it just me, or am I more talented than anyone on American Idol? Also, is it just me, or does the cast of the upcoming Real World: Las Vegas seem ripe with cliched casting?

Today I have accomplished:
-Charging $220 at Best Buy
-Re-reading Rules of Attraction
-Working out until my arms ached
-Popping blackheads (the only blemishes on my face, I assure you...)
-Thinking about Los Angeles