Those who say they are well-read are lying until they've read either "Less Than Zero" or "Rules of Attraction" by Bret Easton Ellis.

On a different note, I purchased Friends: The Complete Second Season DVD set today. My idea of Heaven is a lazy day, a bag full of Double Stuf Oreos, a frozen glass of milk, and an unceasing amount of Friends episodes. That or a lot of money.

Unfortunately, today is not a lazy day. I work at 6. Blah.

However, the day is salvaged by my weekly day at the movies. Today's film: Possession, starring the love of my life, Gwyneth Paltrow.