Today is the kind of rainy, fall weather that makes me glad I own expensive sweaters; the kinds of expensive sweaters that make me like to dress preppy; the kind of preppy clothing that makes me proud I went to a snobby private school.

God, livejournal users are so smarmy and pretentious. Oh, to be so deep...

Men's Health rated Oklahoma City as the fourth least healthiest major city in the U.S. No. What gave it away? All the fat people or the fact that Krispy Kremes outnumber gyms and public parks? Unfortunately, Winnie the Pooh isn't the only one who's "short, fat and proud of that."

Quote of the Day
"Love is two minutes, 52 seconds of squishing noises." - Johnny Rotten