Can we please place a moratorium on the following?:

1) "Jenny from the Block"
2) J. Lo.
3) Ben Affleck

I really don't give a maggot crap about how "real" she is, nor am I envious of her alleged rocks (I assume she means the rocks in her vapid, shallow little head). Her famous boyfriend starred in Armageddon and Forces of Nature. His greatest grievance, however, is choosing the talentless Wedding Planner star in favor of Gwyneth Paltrow. May J. Lo. and B. Af. both be limited to soap commercials by the end of the decade.