Holy irony, Batman. Tonight at work, as my head was filled with visions of she-who-I-have-yet-to-name, Marci's mom and mom's boyfriend sat in my section! The more the evening progressed, the more I realized that Marci is truly her daughter's mother. And let's just say it was enough to make me grateful we're three states away. Not to mention the fact that her mother's boyfriend is a horrible tipper.

In other news, I really miss Tonya "my-first-thought-of-Theo-is-he's-black" Cooley from Real World: Chicago, and I wish she'd reply to my e-mails.

And in other news, you've all heard of the T.V. show Everwood, right? Well, the producer just so happens to be Mickey Liddell, producer of the 1999 film Go. Mickey's niece, Laynie, was in my graduating class. And you know I'll be calling on her uncle for a huge favor when I get to Hollywood.