I don't understand the nation's newfound love for the Nissan Xterra. Sure, it's a nice enough car, but why does it seem that everyone and their mother drives one? I'll tell you one thing: I'd drive one.

I've been telling everyone at work that I'm quitting right before Christmas to move to Los Angeles. They don't seem to believe me. Golly.

The number of visitors to this little slice of Heaven on the Internet has doubled from last week. I appreciate my devoted readers spreading the word to their friends and family. As is evidenced by the lackluster events of the last week (or month...or six months), they're in for one helluva good time.

I think I'll go make a drink with dad's expensive scotches.