Instead of a regular post, I'd like to take this opportunity to answer some frequently asked questions.

1) No.
2) 19.
3) Murad exfoliant, Murad deep clean, Murad skin formula, Murad daily conditioner, Neutrogena toner, Neutrogena oil-free moisturizer.
4) Three Bed Head shampoos, one Rusk shampoo, wash every other day, leave-in conditioner every day, Rusk "Straight" after Potion 9 leave-in, blow dry, apply Rusk pomade to achieve tossled look.
5) Because I think she's a no-talent slut.
6) The one where Bart has to play with Ralph Wiggum.
7) Depends on the day.
8) $100.
9) Blondes.
10) Breasts.