After watching the Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes, I am left with the inevitable conclusion that these people are complete losers. If I were Puck, I would not only have spit in David's (from Los Angeles RW) face; I would have gouged out his eyes and made him sniff his way around Earth. And if I were Julie, I would have bitch-slapped Melissa Howard (New Orleans RW), who is no more than a Hervé Villechaize lookalike with an unjustified sense of importance.