Here's a nugget for the disgusting number of Real World/Road Rules fans who peruse this sight in hopes of a nude picture of a cast member.

Picture it, October 2000, in Columbia. Due to my "press privileges," I get a backstage pass to meet Amaya, Colin and Melissa (Herve Villechaize lookalike from New Orleans). I ask each of them for an autograph and a picture. Here were their respective responses to my request:

Melissa: (blank, annoyed stare, followed by seconds of silence) Uhm, sure.
Colin: Sure, dude. Where are the clubs in Columbia?
Amaya: God I am so sick of photos. What's your name, Chance?

So, yeah, Melissa and Amaya really are that bitchy and stupid in person.