I watched Office Space yesterday and have thus decided that I want to get fired. I pushed the envelope just a tad at work last night by engaging in the following conversation with a guest.

Me: Today's fresh fish is a red snapper that...
Dumb bitch: EWWW!!! I HATE SNAPPER!
Me: That's nice.
Dumb bitch: How is that nice?
Me: It's just nice to hear what foods people don't like. I love it.