I should have foreseen the second thoughts and doubts that would plague me as soon as the move to Los Angeles became definite. However, only three things really scare the shit out of me:
1) Earning $800 a month for rent alone.
2) Joining hundreds of thousands of other talented, attractive 20-something males seeking stardom.
3) Obtaining my SAG card.
Of course, a few other things scare me. Like getting lost in L.A., threesomes, traffic, Compton, smog, auditioning for and landing a role on the WB, earthquakes, Ryan Seacrest, Carrot Top, vandalism/theft, and running into fellow Mizzou alum Whitney.
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