A model, idiot

Following closely on the heels of my lauded commercial appearance comes my modeling debut. And this time, I'll be walking the runway. It's all for charity, and the official name of the show is Creme de la Do. I got talked into (translation = I begged) appearing by a friend who works at Van Cleef's Salon. She is intent on making my hair look as much like Ryan Seacrest's and Clay Aiken's as possible (right down to putting in both red and golden highlights. And that's where I draw the line. Don't make my brown eyes blue. Ditto my hair.

So, if you happen to like in Oklahoma City, enjoy fashion, and have $25 to spare, come see me. It might be my last public appearance for awhile.