One-count, two-count, pose, walk

Highlights of aforementioned appearance in fashion show:

1) Free champagne before the show

2) An open bottle of champage, from which I drank freely while on the runway, as my prop

3) Bikinis...lots of girls in bikinis

4) A free dinner at Mantel's afterwards

5) An after-party in the VIP room at City Walk

6) Being so blitzed that I couldn't remember where I was

7) Inexplicably ending up at Tapworks with my friends from work

8) Having my hair look exactly like Ryan Seacrest's

9) Being objectified

10) Not falling or tripping on the runway