Over my dead, naked body (or: Pleased to tease)

I have good news and bad news for those of you who are remiss about missing yesterday's show. The good news is that four different pictures of me are available on the Internet. The bad news is that there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that I would tell any of you where to find them. For one, my boxers appear to be hiked up over my belly button. Second, the unbuttoned tuxedo shirt that I wore for a split second drapes over my shoulders in such a way that it would appear I have no muscle definition whatsoever. Third, I'm in my boxers and half-drunk. So, beg all you'd like. Unless you do your own sleuthing, you'll never see them. Hahahaha!