Until next time

Things aren't looking so hot as I prepare to leave for Hawaii. Last night, in my drunken stupor, I misplaced my server's wallet, which had $200 that I planned to use for the vacation. It could be in any number of places, including the restaurant, the bar, or (most likely) someone else's greedy, thieving hands.

But I refuse to get too down. Afterall, I'm leaving for a tropical paradise. However, things won't be totally peaceful. You see, I've decided to subject myself to a grueling ordeal I previously experienced in mid-August. You might remember hearing about it. The dirty details can be found here.

So until I return, I bid you adieu! If any of you want postcards, leave your address in the comments. Aloha!