Hillbilly holiday

I have never been to Arkansas. However, because I am a good friend, I'll be serving as a groomsman for Danny at his wedding in the Bill Clinton state. Tomorrow I fly to Oklahoma City, where I'll be whisked away by the rents for a road trip to wherever the wedding is. Jealous? I'll post pictures. But I won't be sleeping with relatives. "When in Rome" doesn't apply when in Arkansas.