Feliz Navidad

Actors love parties. Parties, for actors, are nothing but one long entertaining improvisation combined with copious amounts of liquor and free food. So when I decided to host a Christmas party for my actor friends, I stocked up on the essentials: martinis, deli trays and a shitload of tasty cookies. By the end of the evening, we were all so drunk that we staged our own "tasteful erotic Holiday art"/"Jewish-themed snuff film stills." Here, pictures (both real and staged)!