I want to crawl in a hole and die

This morning I opened an e-mail from someone inviting me to join hi5, the latest trend in the whole Myspace, Friendster thing. For fun I decided to see which people from my address book were already members. To my shock and horror and unbeknownst to me, hi5 e-mailed everyone in my address book with a personalized invitation to join. Why such a strong reaction? Because in my address book is the Mizzou Mafia e-mail, which goes out to more than 800 Missouri Journalism graduates. This morning more than 790 strangers received an invitation from me to join hi5. And there's a wink ;) at the end of the subject line on the invite e-mail! Oh God I want to die!