Yesterday's highs and lows

High: I saw Coldplay live last night in Anaheim with front row seats. I was literally five feet away from the man who impregnated Gwyneth Paltrow. I even got to high-five him!

Low: I am currently doing the master cleanser, which means that for the next remaining 10 days, the sole thing I am consuming is a special blend of fruits, spices and syrup to completely cleanse every organ in my body. Why? Because I've been eating authentic Mexican food for eight days and the body is not pleased.