Only in my dreams

Last night I dreamed that I met Jennifer Aniston, who was accompanied by Vince Vaughn, at the airport. I explained that I was in love with her and, as an added bonus, owned every episode of Friends. When Vince wasn't looking, she asked for my e-mail address and phone number. As I was trying to be discreet about this exchange, my previously unseen mother shouted "Oh how cute, you two are exchanging numbers!" Vince heard this and ran away, and Jennifer ran after him.

Dammit, Mom. And I was going to send you flowers for Mother's Day.