A picture costs a thousand bucks

Since moving to Los Angeles, I have spent more than $1,000 on headshots and their related costs (makeup, retouching, reproductions, mailings, etc.). A month ago, still not satisfied with the three different headshots I had, I sat through yet another photo shoot. This time I'm pleased with the results. However, I'm now left with 700 copies of headshots I decidedly don't like.

So if any of you would like autographed fan mail, please let me know. Let your friends, your parents, your friend's parents and your parent's friends know. If you know of anyone who wants my autographed picture, I have plenty. I'm always happy when my excessive spending can benefit others. Frames are optional.