Chase at 27


Today, like every other day, I like to wake up early.

I complain about my job, but it's actually a lot of fun.

I still like to watch cartoons.

Donuts are my favorite indulgence.

In a clear no contest, my family is still the most important thing in my life.

Pizza and Mexican food are my favorites.

The margarita is my favorite cocktail.

By now I've lived in three cities.

I've held more than 30 jobs.

I've been fired three times.

Truthfully, I've never been in love.

I've had fun trying though.

I think I have the best friends any guy has ever had.

I'm happier than I act.

Right now I miss my niece and nephew.

My three favorite movies are American Beauty, Double Indemnity and Psycho

I hate turtlenecks, though they were a staple of my wardrobe in 5th grade.

I still wear my retainer in fear of the overbite returning.

The older I get and the more I stray from the church, the more I believe in Jesus Christ.

I love the 80s.

I drive a Honda Accord.

Christmas has been and always will be my favorite day.

My birthday is a close second.

Yes, folks, today's my birthday. I have the privilege of two parties in my honor. The first is an all-afternoon pool party and barbecue. The second is a big shebang at a karaoke bar in Burbank. Use this time to reflect on how much I mean to you and how glad you are that I'm in your life.

And go ahead, send presents.